jeudi 22 juin 2017

A man's wife is another man wife

Gudomorning of here


*When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.*πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
_~By Lee Majors_

*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.* πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚
 _~By Al Gore_

*By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.*πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚
 _~By Socrates_

*Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.* πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚
 _~By Mike Tyson_

*The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?*πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚
 _~By George Clooney_

*I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.* πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ€£
 _~By Bill Clinton_

*"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."*πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚
 _~By George W. Bush_

*"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."* πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚
 _~By Rudy Giuliani_

*"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!*πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 _~By Donald Trump_

*Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming*πŸ€”πŸ˜€
 *1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,*
 *2. Whenever you're right, shut up.*
 _~By Shaquille O’Neal_

*The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.*πŸ˜±πŸ˜°πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ˜€πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
 _~By Kobe Bryant_

*You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.*πŸ˜‰πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚
 _~By David Hasselhoff_

*My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.*😜🀣
 _~By Alec Baldwin_

*A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.*πŸ˜‚
 _~By Barack Obama_

*Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.*πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚
 _~By Tommy Lee_

*A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.  They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."*πŸ˜‚
 _~By Brad Pitt_

*First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"*
*Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."* 😀🀣
 _~ By Jimmy Kimmel_

*“First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!*πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚
 _~By Jay Leno_

*"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"*πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚
 _~By Brandon Breezy_

*Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh .......and to the ladies with good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€*

samedi 4 fΓ©vrier 2017

Englisg Premier League: Chelsea bullied Arsenal

Today was one of the most important game in premier league where Chealsea's chase for the title is well on course. Chelsea met Arsenal at Chelsea's Stamford Bridge ground, where the game ended with a win for Chelsea with a score of 3-1.

What is there to say? We've been saying the same things about Arsenal for the last 10+ years! Nothing has changed and totay chelsea showed them who is the boss. Chelsea were just better in all departments. You have to hold your hands up sometimes and admit it - Chelsea were better than Arsenal today.

No defender has scored more Premier League goals this season than Marcos Alonso's and here he scored again with his header to open the goals for Chelsea at 13:51 minutes. Lots of debate here were about whether that was a foul by Marcos Alonso on Hector Bellerin for Chelsea's goal. But Clearly it was a collision, but that was a natural jumping movement from Alonso and not every collision is a foul.

During the whole first half of the game, Chelsea were looking very good, solid, well-drilled and ultra, ultra competitive.despite ending with a score of Chelsea 1-0 Arsenal.
The second half were all about Eden Hazard. He collected the ball on halfway and just started running. Francis Coquelin tried to get a piggy back briefly and Hazard threw him off and he was faced by two central defenders, Laurent Koscielny came first and his feet were all wrong, Hazard danced around them with ease and he was just left with the goalkeeper Petr Cech, and with a low bobbler of a shot the goal was in to make it Clelsea 2-0 Arsenal at 56 mins.

At 85 mins, Petr Cech gifted his old team Chelsea with a third goal. He presented the ball to Cesc Fabregas - ex-Arsenal player - leaving a simple lob into an empty net.

It was a grade A garbage from Cech. The ball was thrown back to him and no one could really understand what he tried, either part clearance or part pass, he was very much confused.

 Fabregas had time 30 yards out to measure the lob and there the job was done. No celebration from the man sporting a thick beard. Maybe he was smiling underneath all that hair. Chelsea 3-0 Arsenal

At the end of the game, Arsenal goat a consolation goal through Olivier Giroud to make it Chelsea 3-1 Arsenal Arsenal were all done for and hence he keept his head down after netting, no celebration.

FULL-TIME: Chelsea 3-1 Arsenal,  and with a whimper, that looks like game over for Arsenal in the title race. as they fall 12 points adrift.of Chelsea on the table, and it is hard to see Chelsea losing 4 or 5 from the remaining games.

lundi 30 janvier 2017

Young Grace agiye gukora igikorwa kitarakorwa n’undi muhanzikazi nyarwanda.

Abayizera Grace benshi bazi nka Young Grace ni umwe mu baraperikazi nyarwanda bafite impano muri muzika ndetse akaba anakunzwe cyane hano mu Rwanda bitewe n’ibikorwa yagiye akora bitandukanye.

Young Grace yamenyekanye cyane mu muarushanwa ya Primus Guma Guma Super Star dore ko akunze kuryitabira cyane, ibi bikaba bimufasha gukomeza kwagura muzika ye hirya no hino mu rwa Gasabo.

Uyu muraperikazi akunze gukora udukoryo dutangaje, ndetse tunatungura benshi cyane, dore ko nyuma yo gukora umushinga utunganya imyenda y’imbere yanditseho Young Grace, ubu noneho agiye gushinga insakazamashusho ye(Television).

Nkuko yabyemereye Touchrwanda yatubwiye ko agiye gutangira umushinga wo gukora Television ye bwite yise Young Grace TV, nayo ikaza mu mubare w’insakazamashusho za hano mu Rwanda.

Young Grace kandi aherutse gushyira hanze indirimbo ye nshashya yise Original(OG) iri mu njyana ya Hip Hop ndetse yadutangarije ko bitarenze iki cyumweru araba yashyize hanze amashusho y’iyi ndirimbo dore ko yamaze no gufata amashusho yayo(Shooting).

Dore Byendagusetsa zidasanzwe

Isomere Byendagusetsa maze uryoherwe, useke ogorore n'imbavu k'uburyo bushimishije, doreko bizanatuma wiyongerera iminsi yawe yo kubaho

1.Ejo bundi muri Rubavu umugabo yaguze amabya y'inka ayaha umugore ngo ayamwokereze, umugore ajya gusenga nawe ayasigira abana ati"muyarebe ntashirire ni aya so. Abana barimo kotsa rimwe riba riraturitse umwana umwe arirukanka no mu rusengero ahamagara nyina mw'ijwi rirenga ati:"mamayi weeee, ya mabya ya papa araturitse". Abakristo bati mw'izina rya Yesu w'i Nazareth!!!. Uwo mudayimoni utangiye kumena amabya y'abagabo!!! turamukizwa n'iki? Bose bati:" TOKA SATANI MU MABYA Y'ABAGABO BACU"!

2.Umunsi umwe umukobwa yasuye Umuhungu
Maze hashize akanya, tipe yerekeza muri douche,
Umukobwa abona number yanditseho BK ihamagaye Cheri we
 Nyuma y’iminota 4 BNR irahamagara
Nyuma y’iminota 10 KCB irahamagara.
Umukobwa yicinya akara ngo cheri wanjye ni umukire. Sinzi uko yatekereje ngo reka ndebe akazina cheri anyita, yibipye asanga handitseho UMURENGE SACCO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3.Umugore yabajije mugenzi we ati: Ese ko mbona iwawe hasohoka Pasiteri burimunsi haba urusengero?
Mugenzi we aramusubiza ati: Wowe se ko hasohoka umusirikare buri munsi hahora intambara?

samedi 28 janvier 2017

How Does a Beautiful Girl Look Like?

Beautiful girl? This can baffle every individual as no one has the same taste as the other. What appear to be beautiful to one  might look ugly to the other, and no one can change that, as they say "Beauty is the eyes of the beholder."

This brings to me to this year selection of Miss Rwanda, Miss Rwanda 2017. In Rubavu district, it appeared one Rwandan girl called Honorine. in her discription to what may a beautiful girls might look like, she said that a beautifull girl Should look like "Igisabo" mean hear appearance should resemble to "Igisabo".

Here is how Igisabo Look like, so according to Honorine, a beautiful girl should look like this as she herself does.

There are different form of Ibisabo, but we did chose one as they all symbolise or do one thing in Rwandan culture.

Here you can peek view of how Honorine look like in this video:

vendredi 27 janvier 2017

Some Superfoods You Need to Know

Superfoods are nutrient powerhouses that pack large doses of antioxidants, polyphenols, vitamins, and minerals. 

Eating them may reduce the risk of chronic disease, and prolong life, and people who eat more of them are healthier and thinner than those who don't. 

1. Tomatoes

Why they're super: They contain lycopene, an antioxidant rarely found in other foods. Studies suggest that it could protect the skin against harmful UV rays, prevent certain cancers, and lower cholesterol. Plus, tomatoes contain high amounts of potassium, fiber, and vitamin C. 

2. Kale

Why it's super: Move over spinach, you've got some fierce competition. Kale contains a type of phytonutrient that appears to lessen the occurrence of a wide variety of cancers, including breast and ovarian. Though scientists are still studying why this happens, they believe the phytonutrients in kale trigger the liver to produce enzymes that neutralize potentially cancer-causing substances. 

3. Blueberries

Why they're super: These berries are full of phytonutrients that neutralize free radicals (agents that cause aging and cell damage). The antioxidants in these berries may also protect against cancer and reduce the effects of age-related conditions such as Alzheimer's disease or dementia. 

4. Black beans

Why they're super: A cup of black beans packs 15 grams of protein, with none of the artery-clogging saturated fat found in meat. Plus, they're full of heart-healthy fiber, antioxidants, and energy-boosting iron.

5. Broccoli

Why it's super: Cruciferous vegetables like broccoli contain phytonutrients that may suppress the growth of tumors and reduce cancer risk. One cup of this veggie powerhouse will supply you with your daily dose of immunity-boosting vitamin C and a large percentage of folic acid. 

6. Salmon

Why it's super: Salmon contains omega-3 fatty acids, which the body cannot produce by itself. These fatty acids reduce inflammation, improve circulation, increase the ratio of good to bad cholesterol, and may slash cancer risk. Salmon is a rich source of selenium, which helps prevent cell damage, and several B vitamins. 

7. Oats

Why they're super: Full of fiber, oats are a rich source of magnesium, potassium, and phytonutrients. They contain a special type of fiber that helps to lower cholesterol and prevent heart disease. Magnesium works to regulate blood-sugar levels, and research suggests that eating whole-grain oats may reduce the risk of type 2 diabetes. 

Umukunzi wanjye bamuteye inda naramaze kumwambika impeta, nkore iki?

Umusore witwa Felecien uherereye mu ruhango yatwandikiye ashaka ko mumugira inama bitewe n’ikibazo yahuye nacyo agasanga umukunzi we baramuteye inda, iyumvire ubutumwa bwe maze umuhe inama y’uburyo yabyitwaramo neza.

Nitwa Felecien, ndi umusore w’imyaka 25 nkaba ntuye mu karere ka Ruhango, nakundanye n’umukobwa kuva mu bwana bwacu, turakurana ndetse n’abantu benshi batubwira ko tugomba kuzabana tukarushinga nk’umugore n’umugabo.

Uyu mukobwa no mu rugo bari babizi ko dukundana, ndetse n’iwabo babizi ko dukundana mbese dusa nkaho twabaye umugore n’umugabo icyaburaga byari ukubana mu rugo rwacu.

Uyu mukunzi wanjye nabonye ibyo gukomeza kwiraza I Nyanza ntazabivamo, mfata umwanzuro wo kumwambika impeta imbere y’ababyeyi ndetse tubasezeranya ko tuzabana mu kwezi kwa gatandatu kw’uyu  mwaka wa 2017.

Mu kwezi kwa Munani k’umwaka washize wa 2016, ku kazi  kanjye baranyimuye banjyana gukorera mu karere ka Rusizi, ndetse bansaba kujya kuba i Rusizi, umukunzi wanjye nawe turabyumvikana gusa mubwirako tuzajya tubonana cyane bishoboka.

Twakomeje kujya tuvugana ndetse tukanabonana gake gashoboka, mu mpera z’umwaka wa 2016, ahashyira mu kwa cumi n’abiri, umukobwa yatangiye tutanyikoza, namuhamagara akankupa, namwandikira ntansubize, mfata umwanzuro ko ku bunani nzajya kumureba hanyuma nkamubaza icyabaye.

Naratashye ngera imuhira, ubundi ndamuhamagara ngo aze tubonane, akihagera nabaye nkukubiswe n’inkuba bitewe nuko nasanze atwite, ndetse ahita abyemera ambwira ko yacitswe atari yabigambiriye
Nahise mbura icyo gukora, bucya nsubira ku kazi kanjye, kugeza nubu ndacyibaza icyo gukora nakibuze kandi ndamukunda cyane mbona kuzabona undi nkawe byangora.

None ndangira ngo mungire inama, ese nkomezanye nawe, uwo mwana tuzamurere cyangwa se mureke asange abamuteye inda, nihanganire urukundo mufitiye nzashake undi nduha??